Bernie Machen was disappointed that his buddy Jeb didn't get an honorary sheepskin from UF. You know why he didn't, Bernie?
Because of dumbass moves like this one: presiding over the appointment of a young-earth creationist idiot politician, Cheri Pierson Yecke, who was basically fired from her previous job for trying to corrupt the science education of Minnesotan schoolkids (only through the hard work of these guys), as CHANCELLOR of Florida's state K-12 education!!! Had Jeb made any effort, whatsoever, to cleanse Florida's state education of incompetent boobs and fanatical religious right puppets, perhaps he would've earned the esteem of a degree from Florida's flagship university...
...then again, I doubt he had a GPA of 4.0 and an SAT of 1300, so he doesn't deserve it anyway.
Guess who will be fending off the drooling cretinists this time around? You know who.
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