"Maybe Christmas," he thought, "doesn't come from a store.The Grinch figured it out, but Falwell apparently hasn't. To Falwell, and millions of other apparently-retarded Americans, Christmas must come from a store, from the mouths of its clerks, from the logos and ads they use, and the commercialism inherent in it all.
"Maybe Christmas...perhaps...means a little bit more!"
His Liberty Counsel (quite the oxymoron) has published a scathing exposé on an arbitrary list of retailers who are either "naughty" or "nice", depending upon their conformation to the 11th Commandment -- "thou shalt use 'Merry Christmas' in as gratuitous a fashion as possible".
I've been hearing on the Gainesville forums over and over and over how "we" (the Evil Atheist Conspiracy®, of course) want to "take away" the "meaning" of Xmas. Hilarious. People like that have less appreciation of their own values, and less of an ability to apparently maintain them without social validation, than my beautiful dogs.
Perhaps the loss of Wally World just made me bitter, perhaps my festive indulgement in
...or maybe I'm right: "culture warriors" Jerry Falwell, Bill O'Reilly and Sean Hannity are just fu*%tards with baaaa-ing sheep following him around mindlessly. PS: Don't go find out that FoxNews was selling "holiday ornaments" while they were fanning the flames under the asses of their sycophants in the "War on Xmas". See this and this.
(HT: UTI)
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